"I'm concerned that you're not happy with your job...

Boss: So I wanted to talk to you about what you want to do becasue we don't want you to be unhappy, but we don't know what you do, and the things we do know that you do we've decided to completely eliminate so there may not be anything for you to do so we have to figure something out.

Me: I don't hate my job at all, I'm just concerned about what's happening with the initiatives I work on.

Boss: Yeah. Well, we're trying to figure that out. I didn't want you to go away on your vacation thinking 'argh, I hate my job. But I'm glad we got a chance to talk.

Yeah, me too. I feel so much better now. I'd much rather go on vacation worrying about losing my job than go on vacation worrying about whether or not I love every waking minute of my job. What a relief.

Let's hope this is just another paranoid knee-jerk post.