Weebles wobble but they don't fall down

Can I have some travel insurance or not? The insurance company says to ask foreign affairs and foreign affairs says to ask the insurance company? Hahahahaha. Haha.

From Foreign Affaires Canada:

Canadian tourists should not travel to the west coast of Thailand or to islands off that coast, including Phuket. Canadians in the region who are concerned for their well-being should leave as soon as safe transportation is available. Phuket airport is operating. See our Current Issues page for information on the earthquake and tidal waves (tsunamis) in Southeast Asia.

Jebuz. Won't be sending that to some family members who are already hysterical from watching the news. They think the footage of Banda Aceh was shot on Railay beach. They're devastated that we're going because we're going to get typhoid and cholera and dengue and if we don't die from it, we'll bring it back with us and give it to them. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!